"It is what is it"
"I promise I will pay you back"
"I'm on my way" (still on the couch)
"I need moneyysss"
When he was mad during a game he would yell something that sounded like "Va-te-bon!"... when I'd ask him what it was/meant he would tell me I wasn't Italian enough to understand
"BRUTAL!"
"The worstttttttt"
"Winning"
"Go nanas"
"I'd give anyone the shirt off my back" < truth
"You shouldn't need to pay for orange juice!"
"I don't need to shower, I smell manly"